Thursday, August 29, 2002

"Women will take just about any shortcoming in a man, except in the height department, according to Andrea McGinty, who founded the San Diego-based dating service It's Just Lunch".

Wahooo ! I'm a 6 foot 7inch tall pasty white guy !
Helllllooooo ladiez.....
Go on give me a snog, you know you want to. You little tease !
I'm gonna "pull up to your bumper baby" !

But wait.....
There's more ...

McGinty helped ABCNEWS put together an experiment to test just how willing women are to date shorter men. We brought together several short men and asked them to stand next to taller men. We invited groups of women to look at the men and choose a date.

To see if the women would go for short guys who were successful, ABCNEWS' Lynn Sherr created extraordinary résumés for the shorter men. She told the women that the shorter men included a doctor, a best-selling author, a champion skier, a venture capitalist who'd made millions by the age of 25.

Nothing worked. The women always chose the tall men. Sherr asked whether there'd be anything she could say that would make the shortest of the men, who was 5 feet, irresistible. One of the women replied, "Maybe the only thing you could say is that the other four are murderers." Another backed her up, saying that had the taller men had a criminal record she might have been swayed to choose a shorter man. Another said she'd have considered the shorter men, if the taller men had been described as "child molesters."

So as long as I never become a child molester, or get a real criminal record I'll always get laid. And I won't have time to get a criminal record or chase children because I'll always be getting my dick sucked !

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