Friday, April 04, 2003

Hooray! Finally, someone has compiled a list of the 100 best hoaxes ever.
My name is Mitchell, and a ridiculously large percentage of my extended family suffers from HEV.
So Saddam doesn't think he's outgunned and outclassed then ?
"At least 320 Iraqi soldiers were killed in the fighting for the airport, US military sources said. According to the AFP news agency, two US servicemen were killed"
All together now ! Land Of The Free
Try not to choke while you do it.
Its the New York Times (so FRRYYY)
Look! hours and hours and hours of fun, as found by 2 Blowhards.
Ummmm .... you did what with your floppy drive? Drives? As in plural? Good God, man, are you insane?
The Department of Defense has published it's favorite photos of the war so far.
Goddammit ... now I'm getting all weepy again. You people stop writing these things, would ya? I'm going to run out of Kleenex.

<sniff/>

Thursday, April 03, 2003

Behold the power of Trogdor!!!1! And all was in burnination!
In another stunning discovery, American entrepeneurs have discovered an entirely new way to make money without discarding their hipster cred.
Hey, Lee! This guy's got you pegged completely. Who knew you were so easily winkled out?
Damn me, but Bill Whittle can f*cking write. I have to go compose myself again.
BWA-hahahahaha! Finally, some signs I'd be willing to carry in the "protest"

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

If you really believe Microsoft will give you money for forwarding emails, or
Someone in Nigeria really needs your help (and money & passport), and will reward you with lots of cash when he gets here, or
any of the other really stupid scams goping round the internet
then you need to
Go Here. Your life depends on it (and I'll send you some cash)

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Don't you love love internet connected useless toys ?
I give you the George Foreman USB iGrill
From the horses Mouth : Writing Secure Code, Second Edition
Please notice that it's been discounted !! ;-P
My irony-o-meter just pegged. Oh, my aching sides. Stop it! You're killing me!
Well no shit Sherlock !
Unfortunately, the only people who will get this joke will have already understood how stupid the broadcast flag is. It's really a pity, because RFC3514 is hilariously funny and deserves a much broader audience.