Friday, April 04, 2003

Hooray! Finally, someone has compiled a list of the 100 best hoaxes ever.
My name is Mitchell, and a ridiculously large percentage of my extended family suffers from HEV.
Look! hours and hours and hours of fun, as found by 2 Blowhards.
Ummmm .... you did what with your floppy drive? Drives? As in plural? Good God, man, are you insane?
The Department of Defense has published it's favorite photos of the war so far.
Goddammit ... now I'm getting all weepy again. You people stop writing these things, would ya? I'm going to run out of Kleenex.

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Thursday, April 03, 2003

Behold the power of Trogdor!!!1! And all was in burnination!
In another stunning discovery, American entrepeneurs have discovered an entirely new way to make money without discarding their hipster cred.
Hey, Lee! This guy's got you pegged completely. Who knew you were so easily winkled out?
Damn me, but Bill Whittle can f*cking write. I have to go compose myself again.
BWA-hahahahaha! Finally, some signs I'd be willing to carry in the "protest"

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

My irony-o-meter just pegged. Oh, my aching sides. Stop it! You're killing me!
Unfortunately, the only people who will get this joke will have already understood how stupid the broadcast flag is. It's really a pity, because RFC3514 is hilariously funny and deserves a much broader audience.