Saturday, May 14, 2005

Border Patrol told to stand down in Arizona

Well, color me unsurprised. The Border Patrol would rather not do their jobs than admit that "Neighborhood Watch" works. I've never understood unions, partially because I don't get demanding pay and/or respect for refusing to do your fucking job, and look! Here's yet another example of that mentality.

Friday, May 13, 2005

I just want my weenie back

"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," he said without smiling even a little bit. "I just want me weenie back," he continued.

Man, you can't make this stuff up.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Development Portal

Well, Uchenna and Joyce won The Amazing Race, so that's good. Once again, though, the game is clearly being rigged by the production crew. Raise your hands if you've ever (and I mean ever) seen an airline push the walkway back up to the jet once the doors have been closed. And yet, magically, they decided to let Uchenna and Joyce on the aircraft. Coincidentally, that prevented Rob and Amber from having a two-hour lead going into the final taxi ride to the finish line.

As long as Rob and Amber didn't win, then I'm okay with it, but I find my enthusiasm for the game to be significantly reduced now that the production crew isn't even pretending it isn't rigged anymore. - Jesus Christ in legal battle to get license - May 10, 2005

"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," his lawyer said.

Monday, May 09, 2005

iowahawk: My United States

BWA ha ha ha! Hee hee! Ho ho ho!

Vodkapundit - Moral Exhaustion

Blah blah blah, whinge whinge, and Mr. and Mrs. VodkaPundit are springin' a sproggin!!!

P.S. Who cares if other people disagree with you? You should always consider that other people might be right, and a large volume of disagreement might very well be a sign that you've made an unwarranted assumption, but it might also be that people are just like they were in high school: a few brilliant people, plus a huge mass of average schlubs who care more for their cars/clothes/weed than anything else including actually thinking about anything.