Holy effing crap. Read and be boggled. Assume for the sake of argument that this is not a completely fictionalized account; shouldn't this kind of behavior warrant investigation and/or changes in TSA/FAA policies to prevent "untoward" consequences?

"Holy crap", I say.

Well, dag! And here I've been wasting all that energy folding my shirts the old-fashioned way, when Japan has perfected the Insta-Fold technique!!!!1! We're doomed! Doomed, I say!