I have drunk deeply of the hateraid and now nothing touches my hard, calloused soul. There are those who maintain I never had one to start with.
Monday, September 16, 2002
From my mostly-insane brother-in-law:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" "Arrgh," says the pirate, "It's driving me nuts!"