Them's fightin' words!!! That ain't barbecue, it's smoked brisket and/or ribs. Barbecue is, by definition, chopped pork in yellow mustard sauce, although I'll allow that chopped pork in vinegar/pepper sauce is almost barbecue.

By the bye, anybody who uses "barbecue" as a verb is obviously beyond apostasy, and should be enlightened at gunpoint if need be.