"Bayonet Brits kill 35 rebels" according to The Sun. The article goes on to say that this is the first bayonet charge since the Falklands War. Way to go, Tommies! We don't need no stinkin' bullets when we have sharp pointy bits at the end of a stick!
There's nothing quite as mad as a mad Englishman, don't you know, and boy am I glad you're on my side of the conflict.