Well, I had no idea he even had a blog; some fan I am, huh? Anyway, Penn talks about the time the TSA guy grabbed his groin. Man, he's always nearly been my hero, but I may have to promote him now just on the basis of this quote:

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it.

Update: how old is that post anyway? Jeebus