What's that? You say an autopsy rather conclusively shows that Ms. Schiavo was brain-dead, and failed to find any evidence of abuse? Well, color me shocked. All those times I claimed that Jebus H. Christ wanted her to LIVE LIVE LIVE and it was only her hate-filled evil louse of a husband that had beaten her with a crowbar that kept her in that bed against her will turn out to have been wrong?
Luckily I never claimed any such thing. In fact, I claimed just the opposite. I feel so ... vindicated.