Maybe it's just me, but perhaps a lifetime of teaching yourself to talk to imaginary friend(s) doesn't really prepare you for the kind of scepticism needed to survive in the U.S. these days? I mean, it seems that any schmuck can say "it's God's will" and you've got nothing to check against, because after all the ways of the diety beyond mortal ken (or some such). To paraphrase Queen Victoria, "just lie back and think of Heaven".

(You have also got to be a bit of a moron to fall for this.
A fool and his money are easily parted.
Lee)